1. Stop trying to have "Safari Club Nights" by wearing cheetahs/zebra print 1 piece dresses. It looks retarded and it's definitely not hot when you are you all together. It's like if 8 guys wear 8 Affliction shirts...and dancing in a circle. Heels with prints are okay...
2. Please...if you know your girlfriends are going to wear loud colors (RED, PINK, NEON BLUE)...DONT try to be different and wear another primary color. It's not completely nesscessary to see all primary colors on the dance floor. BLACK IS THE NEW BLACK....just accessorize...you know how to do that right?
Guys:
1. Vests (I've committed this crime myself)....STOP IT. Justin Timberlake made it sexy about 2 years ago. Sexy is not back anymore.
2. Afflection shirts: if you can tell me the design you are currently wearing...then you can wear it. But as far as you know...it's just swiggly lines and possibly making angel wings on your back.... then retire it like you did with your Ed Hardy shirts.
HAHA dammit big. looks like i have to go and get a whole new wardrobe =P
ReplyDeleteLaughing & nodding vigorously with agreement ~
ReplyDeleteMy theory is: If EVERYONE is wearing it. Its time to move on.